Sh@rty 5 Dictionary Limited Editio & Inspiration Story

haha.. just created this thread to make it more lively, hope that moderators will not merge this thread with the jokes thread.. Trust me, cause it wil be two very different thread
will be posting some really very inspirational story..

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than
a five-day test.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

the marriage part is so swt =_=''

noodleq wrote:

the marriage part is so swt =_=''

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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. ( very true )
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together.
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Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

KELVIN:
A shorty that every1 shld love cz he is full of humour.

JERE:
A guy that u al shld love cz he is full of charms, laughter, brain juice, muscles, and most importantly, he is cute...

bahahahha....

xD *Pls igmore my bhb-ness..

jere0407 wrote:

KELVIN:
A shorty that every1 shld love cz he is full of humour.

JERE:
A guy that u al shld love cz he is full of charms, laughter, brain juice, muscles, and most importantly, he is cute...

bahahahha....

xD *Pls igmore my bhb-ness..

er u got the first one rite, but not the second one..haha

swtness =_='' @_@

jere ar jere, dun so thick skin..haha..

Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .

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