Sh@rty 5 Jokes Collection

Before u guys read it, just wanna say, the joke below, might offend some of u.SO if u arent open minded enough, pls dun read..
I noe, the previous post have been deleted.. And they are "so-called' voting and bla bla bla.. But it is unfair that others whomight wanna read it, couldnt get to read what i want to share, just because 'few' ppl dun like it.

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
her students the teacher asked," Boy . what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-gradeand behave.She agreed. Boy was brought in and
the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy.: "36".

And so itwent with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy .
can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy . both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "???"

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy.: "_______

Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: _________

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Boy . was taking charge.
Boy.: _____

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three leg s? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...
Boy.: __________

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
get wet before you do.
Boy.: ________

Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless,a bit
tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: ________

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good.
Boy.: _________

Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: __________
Ms Neelam: What wordstar ts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy.: __________

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u
have to use ur hand.
Boy.: ________

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
thanon others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Boy.:__________

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: ________


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